Taste Bud
(c) May 2, 2001
Think I'll shave my tongue today
pull a razor cross the top
I'll conduct a small experiment
put my taste buds into shock
I think a naked taste bud
will perform quite differently
there'll be no bumpy coating
to promote a false reading
Will sweet become too bitter
will ice-cream taste good fried
these things I have to find out
but I really don't know why
Will an apple turnover
taste like a piece of fish
all food might taste like M&Ms
that's my secret wish
Perhaps if things go well
I'll start a brand new fad
tongue shaving for the modern world
it will be like rad
Special types of razors
special kinds of cream
I'll make a million off this stuff
I began at home for free
Soon everyone will have to shave
it will be the rage
so hurry home and shave your tongue
so you don't taste so strange
by Ricky D. McKean
(c) May 2, 2001
Think I'll shave my tongue today
pull a razor cross the top
I'll conduct a small experiment
put my taste buds into shock
I think a naked taste bud
will perform quite differently
there'll be no bumpy coating
to promote a false reading
Will sweet become too bitter
will ice-cream taste good fried
these things I have to find out
but I really don't know why
Will an apple turnover
taste like a piece of fish
all food might taste like M&Ms
that's my secret wish
Perhaps if things go well
I'll start a brand new fad
tongue shaving for the modern world
it will be like rad
Special types of razors
special kinds of cream
I'll make a million off this stuff
I began at home for free
Soon everyone will have to shave
it will be the rage
so hurry home and shave your tongue
so you don't taste so strange
by Ricky D. McKean
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